Jacob & Ashley Webster went to the same high school in small town Wisconsin and have been married since 2014. They moved to Madison shortly after, but missed the peace and serenity of their rural hometown. Moving near the Farley Center & Natural Path Cemetery was a dream come true. They will be buried there one day, but in the meantime they like to help out by digging graves and showing people where to park.

When not doing that, they also like bouldering, cycling, gardening, and traveling by flying to a big city and then immediately driving away from it. In exchange for money Jacob talks to computers and Ashley transfers clear liquids from one place to another and occasionally sprays inhalers at lasers. For fun, one likes to crochet cute animals and fold origami and the other salvages roadkill. Guess who!